'You are the hottest girl..'

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aquilamage
panathenea

Happy late birthday to @chinamimiyanagi! (it was 2 days ago, but i forgot to post the gifts bc im an airhead)

Okok so the first one is Dahlia as a newbie lawyer w Calisto as her mentor! Dahlia is SHAKING and throwing her evidence everywhere + Calisto is telling her to calm down. Dahlia gets SUPER offended, because she is CALM, can’t you see? VERY CALM.

(tbh i’ve always wanted to see our two problematic faves together. Calisto would be Dahlia’s True Mom, we all know. )

Annnyway the second one is Dahlia’s fav painting *victory sign emoji*. Since Phoenix was an art student, this isn’t an unlikely thing to happen in canon >B) I’d say the name of the original painting but i can’t find it anywhere??? it might even show up if you do a reverse image search, since it’s so similar to my version.

I can post separate versions if you want to reblog them without the wall of text (i think this is gonna be a rather long post. whoops.)

queermystic
pillsburysoyboy

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

pillsburysoyboy

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

griffonatrix

social media is supposed to be PvP

moonybyte

If you're not reblogging what you find joy in, are they even following YOU? Or just some sanitized RP blog of who you would be if you cared about nothing?